Nick Cage and John Candy are Taking it in Stride

Is this the lamest shutdown ever or what? 80% of the federal workforce is still going to work? How is 20% a shutdown? Guess it stinks if you are one of the ones told to stay home. It means that 80% of your coworkers are more important than you are. But look at it as an unplanned vacation....I mean seriously, you know when congress gets their panties un-bunched and works this out, they are gonna back-pay all the furloughed employees, so enjoy your paid break (at our expense).