Friday, September 11, 2009

Double Yuck

Ellen DeGeneres Named 4th 'American Idol' Judge

By Hank Stuever
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, September 10, 2009; 12:42 PM

So, Ellen DeGeneres will be sitting at the "American Idol" judges' desk when the hugely popular singing competition returns early next year. She'll be in Paula Abdul's vacated, spacey place, with Simon and Randy. (And oh, right -- Kara.) It says a lot. It unravels the icon tapestry of the early 21st-century religion of insta-fame: How does she fit there? Does she fit there? Is she in fact too famous to sit there?

I'm not sure what is worse. A middle-age cougar who can't keep her store-bought boobs under wraps or a middle-age dyke whose boobs nobody wants to see...ever!

I never thought I'd day this, but I miss Paula. There I said it. I feel better now.

Sure DeGenerate...I mean DeGeneres might be funny (she is a comedian after all) but Paula is funny without trying to be funny so she is always 'on'.

5 comments:

Maurisa said...

I believe this may be the death of AI. I know I won't be able to watch anymore. It was tough trying to watch the last couple years.

Jo Flemings said...

This is a political move because of Adam, right?

Jo Flemings said...

If Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed by fire raining from heaven, what will happen to the US? A nuke on US soil? More than one in cities like S&G? Is this a sign of the times?

Alex said...

Dad, you can't say "dyke". Thats politically incorrect...Cuz I know you like to be politically correct lol.

Rob said...

Ok next time I'll use Lesbo instead of dyke