Wednesday, June 4, 2008

I’m a Joker, I’m a Smoker, I’m a Midnight Toker...

...I sure don’t want to hurt no one.

Well except for the 12 pounds of ribs and the 4 pound pork roast I slow-cooked in the smoker for 6 hours yesterday. Yeah it’s a good size smoker. Heck a kid or two could smoke in it.

No not this kind of smoking.



This kind of smoking.

The Hunter has become the hunted



We cooked so much because we were expecting to have company over for dinner. But we couldn’t find anyone to play with. You’d think 11 kids fighting and yelling over the dinner table would be a big draw. We have cowards for friends.

I would have invited the Donk but everyone knows pigs and donkeys are distant cousins so it would have been like cannibalism. Plus it’s hard to eat ribs with hooves. And he's probably in his basement listening to his Queen 8-tracks and looking at his Freddy Mercury posters.

I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree

Stevie Miller

5 comments:

the Mom said...

We tried to make it, but wimped out somewhere around Kentucky and headed home.

We'll have to plan it for another time. Your 11, my 5..that sounds like a party waiting to happen.

Catherine said...

Now, I'm waiting for the Donk's answer! It'll be an indescribable fight of words! Is there a link somewhere to inform me when he 'll read this post?
There's an expression in France which says "manger comme un cochon", eat like a pig.
And us, where do you class us? Given I haven't heard that you invited us, I infer you rank us with the Donk. You know, Rob, we drink a lot, but we know eating cleanly, are very polite and well manered!
"Gabriel, take that straw off your nose, will you?"

momto5minnies said...

YIKES, that first photo just makes my stomach turn. How old is that kid?

Rob said...

Catherine I would never class you with The Donk or a Pig. Not you my French sister.

By the way, I have been enjoying wathcing the French Open. But I want the Spainard Nadal to when. Can we still be friends?

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