Friday, January 22, 2010

The Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in Birmingham, AL.

With his dummy on his knee he stats going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of you stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women in general…and all in the name of humor! It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected in the work place and community, and from reaching my full potential as a person.”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

“You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little rat on your knee!”

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