Sunday, February 22, 2009

Silly Sunday

4 comments:

the Mom said...

We love Conjunction Junction, but now I'm going to be singing it all day. So...thanks.


BTW, at Mass this Sunday, someone was telling me all about this great blog he had found and he enjoyed reading. He said, "I think it's called the 'Sardonic Dad', have you ever seen it?"

I said, "Yeah, I know Imelda."

Adamgv said...

Check out this new Catholic band that just released their first album.

From what I heard on the samples site, they sound really good.

Introducing the new Christian National Anthem: Guns & Jesus.


http://ccrg.info/cas.htm

the donk said...

An ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
This could only happen with a little Italian kid.
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may
as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey

Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and

whispers, 'What'd you get?'

4 months vacation and five good leads.

Adamgv said...

Check out this new Catholic band that just released their first album.

From what I heard on the samples site, they sound really good.

Introducing the new Christian National Anthem: Guns & Jesus.


http://ccrg.info/cas.htm