Thursday, June 18, 2009

Give the Prez a Break

Now I think y'all know how I feel about The Messiah Wannabe in Chief and politician's in general. And I can't believe I'm going to stick up for one of those Washington leaches, but....Did y'all see this on the news?

WASHINGTON (AP) - The group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants the flyswatter in chief to try taking a more humane attitude the next time he's bedeviled by a fly in the White House.

PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.

"We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals," PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich said Wednesday. "We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals."
Are you people freaking serious? Don't you have something better to do? Like playing with poisonous snakes or with matches? Or running with a fork maybe?

I got to give The "O" credit for getting that fly. He's kinda like Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid cathcing that fly with chop sticks.

What is PETA going to want next? The Whitehouse staff to catch mosquitoes and release them at a swamp. Maybe humanly trap Whitehouse mice and rats (there are plenty I'm sure) and then let them go at the capitol building where no one will be able to tell the difference between the senators, congressmen and the rodents?

I for one am going to go out of my way to kill all the flies I can this summer. With the number of times the little darlings leave the doors open, I should have plenty of game to hunt. Come on people we are talking about FLIES people! FLIES! You can legally jab a needle into a partially born baby's head and kill it but we shouldn't swat FLIES? I sure hope there is a special place in hell for people like this.

I've had just about enough out of these tofu and bean sprout eating, spotted owl tongue-kissing fly-huggers, to last about a life time. Now if you will excuse me the charcoal on my grill is hot and I need to go cook up some dead animal flesh for supper.

4 comments:

Jo Flemings said...

Ok, so did you write this in between drinking the Monster and going for the run? You know I was totally ready with my " yeah! what he said!" until the picture of the kid with the fork...does Sam know you posted that? (Men. You know that is one of those things that has me gagging but my husband would be howling with laughter, go figure.)

Rob said...

Jo - Sam is the one who showed me that 'Fork' picture in the first place....altough i do think it makes her gag and cringe

Rob said...

Yo Jo - why were you up so late reading trashy blogs? you have a new baby or something?

wife said...

That is the most discusting picture!!! I can't believe you posted the fork picture!!!

+JMJ+