Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Why I Don't Tweet on Twitter

"Cause, what the world needs now
Is another folk singer
Like I need a hole in my head"

~Cracker

I decided to keep track of random thoughts throughout the day, you know the kind that people throw up on Twitter. Just to see what it would be like if I did use Twitter.

• 7:23am – eating a fried egg and cheese sandwich and wishing I had made coffee too
• 8:06am – at work and bored already
• 9.32am – if you aren’t suppose to stick Q-Tips in your ears, where are you supposed to stick them?
• 9:47 – First Farrah Fawcett then Michael Jackson die, who’s next? The Fonz
• 11:30am – heading out for a 7 mile run on the trails
• 11:47am – running in the mud is awesome
• 12:47pm 2 cans of sardines and a pack of Scooby Doo fruit chews make a decent lunch in a pinch
• 1:14pm – gotta go check my killer blog and see if anyone left a comment on one of my witty posts
• 1:58pm – 6 cups of coffee a day makes you have to pee quite a bit
• 2:32pm – I wonder if we have any banana pudding at home? Its really good when it has that skin on top
• 2:53pm - Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
• 3:00pm – 1 hour tele-conference meeting. someone shoot me in the face
• 3:03pm – my toenails look like hell
• 3:12pm – the NBA Draft was on TV the other night, who actually watches that?
• 3:22pm – business meetings are like being pecked to death by chickens
• 4:07pm – driving home from work is much better now that the public schools have let out. It would be nice if they stayed closed permanently
• 5:52pm – Sam looks really hot pregnant
• 6:17pm – when are these kids going to bed?
• 6:49pm – I wonder if Sam wants to makeout?
• 7:14pm – Finally the little darlings are in bed
• 7:28pm – I bet I could sell my old Farrah poster on Ebay for a pretty penny
• 8:18pm – there sure are a lot of different choices in feminine hygiene products. And why are there commercials for them on ESPN?
• 9:04pm – I can’t believe how much time I wasted tweeting on Twitter…I better bring my Blackberry to bed in case I think of something else to say in the middle of the night

And that my friends is why I don't Tweet. Who wants to read that garbage all day long? What's that you say? How is that different from my blog? Um...I'll get back to you that...

5 comments:

Maurisa said...

I'd read that everyday of my life. Tweet away!

BTW my hubby tells me he's crying himself to sleep everynight. He was just putting on his "man" face for you.

momto5minnies said...

LOL! I actually thought of doing this one time. Your variety of thoughts is probably WAY FUNNIER.

The Krazy Girl said...

:D Very funny

Rachel said...

Actually, that was pretty darn funny. Especially the business meeting and teleconference references. My Hunny is in them all day I am SURE he is feeling quite pecked to death and wished that someone would shoot him in the face!

Shivaun said...

Q-tips and killer blogs....
You are hilarious! Now I know how you caught such a lovely wife!! ;)