Why I Don't Tweet on Twitter

"Cause, what the world needs now
Is another folk singer
Like I need a hole in my head"
~Cracker

I decided to keep track of random thoughts throughout the day, you know the kind that people throw up on Twitter. Just to see what it would be like if I did use Twitter.

• 7:23am – eating a fried egg and cheese sandwich and wishing I had made coffee too
• 8:06am – at work and bored already
• 9.32am – if you aren’t suppose to stick Q-Tips in your ears, where are you supposed to stick them?
• 9:47 – First Farrah Fawcett then Michael Jackson die, who’s next? The Fonz
• 11:30am – heading out for a 7 mile run on the trails
• 11:47am – running in the mud is awesome
• 12:47pm 2 cans of sardines and a pack of Scooby Doo fruit chews make a decent lunch in a pinch
• 1:14pm – gotta go check my killer blog and see if anyone left a comment on one of my witty posts
• 1:58pm – 6 cups of coffee a day makes you have to pee quite a bit
• 2:32pm – I wonder if we have any banana pudding at home? Its really good when it has that skin on top
• 2:53pm - Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
• 3:00pm – 1 hour tele-conference meeting. someone shoot me in the face
• 3:03pm – my toenails look like hell
• 3:12pm – the NBA Draft was on TV the other night, who actually watches that?
• 3:22pm – business meetings are like being pecked to death by chickens
• 4:07pm – driving home from work is much better now that the public schools have let out. It would be nice if they stayed closed permanently
• 5:52pm – Sam looks really hot pregnant
• 6:17pm – when are these kids going to bed?
• 6:49pm – I wonder if Sam wants to makeout?
• 7:14pm – Finally the little darlings are in bed
• 7:28pm – I bet I could sell my old Farrah poster on Ebay for a pretty penny
• 8:18pm – there sure are a lot of different choices in feminine hygiene products. And why are there commercials for them on ESPN?
• 9:04pm – I can’t believe how much time I wasted tweeting on Twitter…I better bring my Blackberry to bed in case I think of something else to say in the middle of the night

And that my friends is why I don't Tweet. Who wants to read that garbage all day long? What's that you say? How is that different from my blog? Um...I'll get back to you that...