Top 10 Set of New Judges for American Idol

Top 10 set of 3 judges who would be better than Kara, Ellen and Randy when Simon leaves.

With the coming departure of Simon the Terrible next year and with Ellen having signed a multi-year contract, we appear to be stuck with the triumvirate of Kara the Annoying, Randy the Forgettable and Ellen the D......um moving right along. So unless Fox decides to shake things up, this is what we are in for next season (yes I know this season is just underway but I've been snowed-in for days so humor me).

Out of the kindness of my heart and to try and stay sane and occupy myself during these white-times and not stick my tongue in a light socket, I have come up with my Top 10 set of judges to replace the current crop. Other suggestions are always welcome.

The Jonas Brothers - Even after Joe's lackluster performance as a guest judge I'd still pick them


Snap, Crackle and Pop - Ok so they aren't as cool as the Trix Rabbit but they are funnier and better looking than the current gang of three


Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil - Of course if they are judges they Will have to hear, see and speak evil


Charlie's Angels - They would up the male demographic category of age 10-100 tremendously


Larry Darryl and Darryl - can you really have too much of Larry, his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl? Well no you can't


Huey, Dewey and Louie - Ducks are awesome plus you could have a guest judge appearance by Donald


The Bee Gees - Yes I realize that one of them is dead...or is it two? Really not sure...it doesn't matter anyway...I'd still take them over the current crop


The Three Amigos - The IQ total just went up for the judges group


The Three Stooges - Who doesn't like the Stooges?


The Brady Bunch Girls - What you thought I was gonna suggest the boys? Get real