Saturday, September 20, 2008

Pack the Bags Hunny, We are Heading to Wisconsin This Morning

Win five times your wife's weight in beer.

The second annual wife-carrying championships are Saturday.

Runners-up win her weight in cranberries, bratwurst, mustard or cow manure.

All you have to do is carry your wife through a 300-yard obstacle course that includes grass, sand, waste-deep water, hurdles and hills.

With all that running I've been doing and your recent weight-loss, I think we have a good chance to win this thing. I know you don't drink beer sweetie, but we could sell it and you could go on that Victoria Secrets shopping spree you have been always dreaming of. I know, I know it sounds to good to be true. But soon that Daisy Duke outfit you have been wanting could be yours.

After we win the race I want you to shove as many rocks in your pockets as possible. The more you weigh at the end - the more beer we get.

Man I hope we get first place and the beer. Al tough the cranberries and bratwurst sound great too. I'm not so sure about the mustard - 100 pounds is quite a bit. I guess we could eat mustard sandwiches for the next few years. And as far as the manure goes, with the 11 kids, that's about our daily production anyway.


Sam said...

From your wife:
SHAME ON YOU!!! you better get to confession today!!! BTW...don't forget that I would be the one carrying you..."strong like bull!"

momto5minnies said...

The odds of winning might be better if your wife did the carrying. I am sure her strength is AMAZING ;)