Monday, April 14, 2008

Pope Poor and Hungry…Who Knew

From the local Catholic rag:

“Thousands of Bags of Food to be collected for Pope Benedict XVI’s Visit”

Man times must be pretty tough for his holiness that he needs the leftovers from OUR pantry. Although that 5 year-old pate and that jar of cocktail onions that we donated did look yummy. And thousands of bags? I guess you work up quite the appetite being the spirtual leader for nearly a billion souls.
So people for the love of all that is holy, please start contributing to the church. It’s unseemly for the Pope to be eating leftovers

No comments: