KETTERING, Ohio - Police in Ohio say a woman has been charged with child endangerment after another motorist reported she was both breast-feeding the youngster and talking on a phone while driving.
Baby in one hand, cell phone in the other...
What exactly was she driving with? Her tongue?
She couldn't have been using a Bluetooth device or else the person that narked on her wouldn't have known she was on the phone. Maybe they make hands-free nursing devices now. Plastic funnel and tube? Kinda like a beer-bong for boobs.
She must make a great wife. She can probably open a beer for you, find the remote and massage your shoulders all at once.
And no I'm not saying what she did was smart...but man that takes some skill. That is a great resume builder right there.
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