$840,000 for a House and a Wife

Apparently a Florida woman is tired of her house and being single. So all you single guys who want to live in Florida might want to check it out.

After a year of trying to sell her four-bedroom home and eight years of singledom, Deven Trabosh is offering her South Florida home and a shot at marrying her on the Internet.

"I figured let's combine the ad because I'm looking for love and I'm looking to sell the house," said Trabosh, a Barbie-esque blonde who teeters around the nearly 2,000 square-foot house in patent leather heels.



This gave me a great idea on how to make money. I've decided to sell my house and family on EBay.

For Sale:

1 - 45 year-old house. Broken-in and comfortable...like an old pair of loafers

1 - 40 year-old wife. See description above for house. Actually more like flashy and classy running shoes than loafers. Seriuosly people, I could never sell my Soul Mate...the kids on the other hand...

1 - 18 year-old daughter. Can drive and do errands. Also proficient at babysitting. Does not clean well.

1 - 17 year-old son studying for the priesthood. Will pray for you and will eventually be able to say Mass and perform baptisms, weddings and funerals.

1 - 15 year-old son. Would be a good mid-fielder if you are starting a soccer team.

1 - 13 year-old daughter. Very responsible. Great babysitter and cleans well too.

1 - 12 year-old daughter. Feisty but loves to play with little kids.

1 - 10 year-old son. Sweet disposition. Loves to play baseball. Cuts lawns.

1 - 8 year-old son. Confident. Swims in a Speedo.

1 - 6 year-old son. Goofy. Will keep you entertained for hours on end.

1 - 4 year-old daughter. A little cutie-pie. Will talk your ears off.

1 - 2 year-old daughter. Look-up firecracker in the dictionary and you will see her picture.

1 - 10 month-old son. Possibly the happiest baby on earth.

No reasonable offer refused. Will consider a trade for a Harley Davidson or 66' GTO.

All sales are final. Absolutely no returns for defective goods after 30 days.

Buy now. Pay later. 12 months and 0% financing available with approved credit.

Caveat Emptor