WEDNESDAY, July 23 (HealthDay News) -- Eating half a serving of soy food a day lowers sperm concentrations and may play a role in male infertility, particularly in obese men, Harvard University researchers report.
We've been down this Soy is Bad road before.
So I can eat tofu, soy milk (how in the heck do you milk a soy bean? do the beans have teats?) and risk losing my Man-Card or I can stick with steak, ribs, sausage etc...and stay a whole man.
This might explain the abundance of kids we have, since we are a soy-free house. Well other than soy sauce. I was on a toe-cheese, I mean tofu, kick around 15 years ago...it lasted about 2 weeks.
No matter how much sauce or flavoring I put on the tofu it still tasted like The Donk's old running shoes. Yes, that bad.
So according to the two latest studies, soy will make you lose your mind and not be able to um...you know (yeah I know the article mentions infertility not dysfunction - allow me a little fun please). On the bright-side, at least if your memory is gone you might not even remember that you ever could do the other thing.
I'm having a hard time deciding which one below to have for supper; the scrumptious steak or the block of tofu that looks like the modeling clay my kids use to make spiffy Christmas gifts with. Actually I'm sure the modeling clay tastes better than the tofu. I base this on the fact that the paste I used to eat in kindergarten tasted better than tofu.
There are around 25 other reasons not to eat soy
To quote Mikes Hard Lemonade Commercials "We don't do Soy"
3 comments:
dude, my shoes smell like roses in the spring... especially my biking shoes... the ones where i NEVER wear socks... ugh...
i cant believe you didnt reference the speedo wearing thing on the man card... although, i would never be able to carry one of those... i like and wear pink too much!!!!
G rated blog?
Oh my ... that lump of TOFU looks so nasty. A bar of soap may actually taste better.
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